靚靚遊樂場

愛爬樹的靚靚!!!

smiler100 — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:26:04 +0800

~又到聖誕~又到聖誕~

(貓篇)

~又到聖誕.又到聖誕~

smiler100 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:24:29 +0800

一年容易又聖誕,

昨年因為阿仔的事,

我們没有放出聖誕裝飾,

今年還未到十二月便急不及待的佈置了!!

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士巴拿蟹!!!

smiler100 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:19:05 +0800

最近有朋友推介這種蟹...

又在飲食雜誌中看見一些食譜,

抱着探險的心理買來一試...

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~人的近況~

smiler100 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:18:17 +0800

貓變得friend了, 人仍然無變,

一樣仍然十分貪食;

這幾日天時暑熱, 最好都係食seafood!!!

昨天買到kingfish魚生,

又逢海胆當造...

簡直食到唔停得口,

Yummy Yummy Yummy!

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~貓的近況~

smiler100 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:46:36 +0800

靚靚同得得最近勁老友,

連張咁細嘅bar凳都要共坐

得得: 望咩呀望...唔抵得人地friend呀?!

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得得一歲仔豪門宴!!!

smiler100 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:05:18 +0800

我家喜慶節目, 不離大飲大食

More stories to come

Spider Cat, Spider Cat...

smiler100 — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:22:37 +0800

得得只不過是他用來掩飾的身份,

他其實係...

More stories to come!!

不要為過去, 放棄現在!

smiler100 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:12:26 +0800

今朝睇返第一集富貴門,

D deep and meaningful, 好緊要!!

笑什麽??

smiler100 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:24:37 +0800

在這個video中, 你見到自己嗎?

最緊要好玩!!!

smiler100 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:17:45 +0800

HI HI!!!

大家好!!

靚靚前兩個月因為無心遊樂,

只顧噗浪,

所以這個遊樂場給荒棄了,

今天卷土從來,

希望不要再撻Q !!!!

FOREVER FRIENDS~~~

smiler100 — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:59:24 +0800

自從阿仔換過副偈,

變左得得回歸我家之後,

二貓貓咬貓骨歷時七個幾月;

這個星期竟然有特破性進展:

more stories to come

飲飲食食獵人谷

smiler100 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:54:44 +0800

這陣子靚靚爸靚靚媽忙到甩轆,

上週末趁有個短break,

我們去了悉尼以北的釀酒區充電!

這是Pepper Tree酒庄的修院短宿,

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NEW CORPORATE COMPANY POLICIES

smiler100 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:19:48 +0800

DRESS CODE

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

TOILET USE

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After you second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic Offenders category." Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

LUNCH BREAK

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim-fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

(originally posted by alice30forever in plurk)

轉載: 歸園田居by陶淵明

smiler100 — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:10:15 +0800

歸園田居 陶淵明

少無適俗韻，性本愛丘山。誤落塵網中，一去三十年。

羈鳥戀舊林，池魚思故淵。開荒南野際，守拙歸園田。

方宅十餘畝，草屋八九間，榆柳蔭後簷，桃李羅堂前。

曖曖遠人村，依依墟里煙；狗吠深巷中，雞鳴桑樹顛。

戶庭無塵雜，虛室有餘閒。久在樊籠裏，復得返自然。

野外罕人事，窮巷寡輪鞅。白日掩荊扉，虛室絕塵想。

時復墟曲中，披草共來往；相見無雜言，但道桑麻長。

桑麻日已長，我土日已廣；常恐霜霰至，零落同草莽！

種豆南山下，草盛豆苗稀。晨興理荒穢，帶月荷鋤歸。

道狹草木長，夕露霑我衣；衣霑不足惜，但使願無違。

快樂的週末!

smiler100 — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:45:31 +0800

眾人皆睡我獨醒!