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靚靚 | 30th Jul 2009, 15:54 PM | 開心 | (155 Reads)

這陣子靚靚爸靚靚媽忙到甩轆,

上週末趁有個短break,

我們去了悉尼以北的釀酒區充電!

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這是Pepper Tree酒庄的修院短宿,

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靚靚 | 17th Jul 2009, 10:19 AM | 開心 | (91 Reads)

DRESS CODE

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

TOILET USE

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After you second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic Offenders category." Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

LUNCH BREAK

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim-fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

(originally posted by alice30forever in plurk)


靚靚 | 12th Jul 2009, 19:10 PM | 神奇經驗 | (227 Reads)

歸園田居        陶淵明 

少無適俗韻,性本愛丘山。誤落塵網中,一去三十年。

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時復墟曲中,披草共來往;相見無雜言,但道桑麻長。

桑麻日已長,我土日已廣;常恐霜霰至,零落同草莽! 

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道狹草木長,夕露霑我衣;衣霑不足惜,但使願無違。